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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference Between a santa and a jew? Santa enters the chimney and jew leaves the chimney."

"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"

"It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody..."

"I told the barber, ""a little off the top."" So he gave me a circumcision."

"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."

"How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube"

"[Commercial for axes] [A lumberjack swinging a dead goat against a tree in the woods] *Turns to camera* ""There has to be a better way?"""

"They say Kurt Cobain had two blue eyes.... one blew on to the wall, the other blew through the window"

"Wouldn't it be weird if you met someone from twitter in real life and all they did is say random one-liners every few minutes?"

"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"