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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you make a woman angry and sick at the same time? Cholera, bitch."
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"""How about a scarf?"" - Johnny Depp's stylist every day."
"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."
"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"
"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"
"Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot."
"Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April? Because April showers, bring May flowers!"
"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"
"People who talk at the cinemas really annoy me.. I can barely hear my phone over them!"
"Procrastination Paradox... If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???"