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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"
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"What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts."
"""You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something."" Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?"
"Asian Penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts."
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution."
"The Taliban heavily overestimates the need for monkey-bar training."
"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."
"*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*"
"""My advice to you: subtlety."" - The Joker, to Trump"
"People say that I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."