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Joke of the Day

"I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube."

"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."

"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."

"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."

"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."

"When a bull wants to listen to a cassette what does he put on his head? Steer phones!"

"I need a new job. One where I'm always running out the door with my arms flailing and holding a jar screaming ""I GOTTA GET THIS TO THE LAB!"""

"What can you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog? Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway."

"What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake? The can"

"Why does tigger have no friends? Because he plays with pooh."