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Joke of the Day

"I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube."

"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture."

"I was walking home and saw some drunk guy trying to steal someones gate... I was gonna say something, but I din't want him to take a fence."

"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running."

"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"

"""Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?!?"" ""Same thing that bag is doing in your tea."""

"What is the definition of ""moon""? The past tense of ""moo""!"

"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"