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Joke of the Day
"A man and a woman are having sex, when her husband comes early... she is sad."
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"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."
"Yo mama so fat when she moves, the space-time ripples are detectable with naked eye."
"NSFW: ""Do you spit or swallow?"" I was out on a date with this girl, when I asked her, ""Do you spit or swallow?"" She slapped my face and stormed off... I'm never taking anyone to wine tasting again!!"
"What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater? Aquatic."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it ;)"
"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"
"[job interview] ""Have any questions?"" Think the 3 Little Pigs hired the Big Bad Wolf to blow their houses down to collect insurance money?"
"Testing /u/trollabot no comments"
"When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor... - When can we have sex? He winked at me and replied - My shift ends in 10 minutes, let's meet outside."