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Joke of the Day

"[2:30AM] *it's quite late now. Let's make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I'm still doing your stupid work*"

"texas humor sign inside a bar in texas reads: ""we like our beer like we like our violence, domestic."""

"Duracel bunny arrested He was charged with battery"

"There was a fight outside a chippy the other day.... ... a poor cod got battered"

"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"

"[apocalypse] Day 5: sickness is spreading rapidly Day 34: the streets are filled w death. There's no joy left in the world Day 69: LOL 69"

"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."

"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""

"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."

"What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant."