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Joke of the Day

"Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage."

"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"

"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."

"You're Mama's so dumb... She thought the Gay Pride Parade was in honor of Happy Lions."

"I've completely cocooned myself in this blanket, and I'm not coming out until I'm a fully functional adult or a butterfly."

"What do you call a female pilot's vagina? A cock pit."

"Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly? Zero emissions."

"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"

"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."

"Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Neither do I, I get the new york times"