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Joke of the Day
"Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage."
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"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."
"There's a steering wheel in my pants It's driving me nuts"
"I just want to make you hot. Mess your hair up. Get your blood flowing. When I chase you around the house over the last piece of pizza."
"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"
"Why should you never hit people with violins?? Because violins is not the answer..."
"Girl: Why should I shave my downstairs? Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food."
"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."