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Joke of the Day
"""I'm into homosexual necrophilia."" ...Tom said, in dead earnest."
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"My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky No one wants me around. Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me."
"""Hey left ball!""...""What, right ball?"" Who's the penis in betweenus?"
"Open heart surgery? No, just rip it out."
"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"
"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."
"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"
"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""