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Joke of the Day

"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"

"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"

"I forgot :( Whilst climbing in the roof space to get down the kids Christmas gifts, I found a present I'd forgotten last year. Such a shame - they would have loved that puppy."

"What is a pirate's favorite element in the periodic table? Gold. Why the fuck would a pirate need Argon?"

"What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth."

"You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!"

"Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly ma'am we'll comb the area."

"Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame."

"So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It's pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus"

"Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal Cause he didn't like AC"