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Joke of the Day

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"

"For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen"

"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder"

"Just bought a new disposable razor. Or a spaceship."

"I just walked by an old man who kept saying, ""One, three, five, seven, nine... one, three, five, seven, nine..."" I thought, ""How odd."""

"Playing dead for the alarm clock doesn't seem to be working"

"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."

"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."

"What do Donald Trump and Pokemon have in common? The only thing they can say are their name and random bullsh**."