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Joke of the Day

"I overheard a gentleman saying he grew up with Drew Brees, and that he wasn't a very nice person... I said, ""Hey! Drew Brees is a *Saint!*"""

"where did Marry go after the explosion? everywhere"

"put the punch line in the title how do you piss off reddit?"

"My girlfriend is like my car... Stolen property"

"What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common? No Self Esteem!"

"I find gay sex disgusting, with all that penetration and stuff That is why I just ask guys to come on my face"

"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""

"A salami goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him ""Sorry, I can't help you, ..."" ""... you're already cured."""

"Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law."

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."