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Joke of the Day

"At first notice, the word ""Diputseromneve"" looks quite ridiculous. However, if you read it backwards its even more stupid."

"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"

"(Describing Guy Fieri to sketch artist): Literally a flaming hot cheeto"

"What do they call pita bread in Mexico? Pita pan"

"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""

"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."

"Playing guitar is a sin... ...after all, Jesus told his disciples to ""fret not."""

"Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind."

"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"

"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."