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Joke of the Day

"At first notice, the word ""Diputseromneve"" looks quite ridiculous. However, if you read it backwards its even more stupid."

"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."

"Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) ""So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?"" (DAMMIT!)"

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."

"You know why I like Peter Pan? He never lands. (I like this joke cause it never gets old)"

"To my American friends: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years."

"Did you hear about the girl that backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster"

"Armageddon... ...tired of all these Rapture jokes."

"What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period because it marks the end of his sentence."

"Things I constantly worry about pressing: 1. ""Like"" while ex stalking 2. Send all drafts 3. A baby's soft spot Yes, this list is in order."