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Joke of the Day

"You know why I like Peter Pan? He never lands. (I like this joke cause it never gets old)"

"Him: Didn't you buy that apple pie yesterday? Me: Yeah, so? Him: There's one small piece left. Me: And if you touch it, I'll stab you."

"What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't? A semi"

"Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard"

"How many square feet of pizza can you eat? Trick question. Pizzas are round."

"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith ..... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid."

"If two vegans have an argument... is it still considered beef?"

"What do you call something that's impossible due to physics? Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day."