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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."
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"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"
"If a stork symbolizes birth what type of bird symbolizes birth control? A swallow"
"If a man opens the car door for his wife... it's either a new car or a new wife."
"7 out of 10 people believe in Life after death. The other 3 don't even like cereal."
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
"I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you."
"What is a caterpillar scared of? A dogapillar"
"why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here"
"You're not completely useless... You can be used as a bad example. *Heard Collin Farrell say this to Jimmy Fallon and laughed haha*"