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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."
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"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."
"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"
"Safe words are for quitters."
"Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly? Because he was cohabiting."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? Clever Dick."
"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well..."