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Joke of the Day

"Things I constantly worry about pressing: 1. ""Like"" while ex stalking 2. Send all drafts 3. A baby's soft spot Yes, this list is in order."

"Let's vote the pool water off that celebrity diving show."

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile dysfunction."

"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"

"I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org."

"What does Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common? They both like to come down your shoot."

"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"

"My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though."

"Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!"

"What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet? Jesus in a submarine."