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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker."
Next Joke
"COP: Your home was robbed ME: Dang I had a self-designed alarm system C: Didn't work M: Back to the drawing board C: They stole that M: Dang"
"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."
"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."
"Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you- the world is round, just think that you're driving first!"
"New TomTom voice over I got a new TomTom and changed his voice to Chewbacca. Left is BRRRRRRRRRRR and right is BRRRRRRRRRRR And when I'm at my distination : i still dont know"
"Ay' girl,is your dad a terrorist Cause you re da bomb"
"Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it's time to dispose of the boss's body, they all pretend to be working."
"I'll bet your parents hit the JERKpot!"
"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam."