1195

Joke of the Day

"New TomTom voice over I got a new TomTom and changed his voice to Chewbacca. Left is BRRRRRRRRRRR and right is BRRRRRRRRRRR And when I'm at my distination : i still dont know"

"Missing Condoms"

"Why did the male ghost get scared after the female ghost said ""boo""? The male ghost wasn't ready for a committed relationship."

"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"

"Turns out Danny Devito isn't so short after all... ...just found out the figurines on his parents' wedding cake were actual size."

"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"

"Me: Whatcha doin? 12yo: Catching up on Walking Dead. Me: Did Hershel die yet? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Guess not."

"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."

"A farmer walks into his wife's bedroom with a sheep.... And says ""This is the pig I'm fucking."" His wife replies ""That's a sheep you fucking idiot!"" And the farmer says ""I wasn't talking you!"""

"What did Timmy get for Christmas? Cancer"