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Joke of the Day

"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."

"Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that."

"Q: What do space aliens put on their windows? A: Venutian blinds."

"The cops came across these two kids. One was eating batteries, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other."

"Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you burritos and a Slip N' Slide. So you do the math."

"Jumping on a trampoline naked is an awesome way to see the past, present and future of your body."

"If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come."

"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"

"What do you call a woman who turn straight guys into gay? Spatula."

"I buy vodka alone, people give me the ""Enough Vodka?"" look. I buy vodka with 4 kids, people give me the ""Are you sure that's ENOUGH?"" look."