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Joke of the Day

"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes at least three light bulbs."

"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."

"Virgins So a guy makes a joke in front of a bunch of virgins. No one gets it."

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because one had a dream and died"

"I was in Ethiopia and I thought I may as well have a threesome... ...you know - two birds, one stone."

"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"

"Want to hear a joke about Subway? Okay, but it's not really kid friendly."

"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"

"NASA just released a statement that on Dec.21 at 4:30PM, it will start to get dark in New York City. They're calling it ""sunset""."

"For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once..."