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"For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once..."

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"Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment."
"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."
"English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer"
"Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed."
"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."
"""Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?"" STEVE: How about a Kasteve? BOB: I have a better idea"
"I have a good joke about a nice balloon. Oh wait. It just got away from me."
"why was 6 afraid of 7? fear of commitment due to a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak"
"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."