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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about Subway? Okay, but it's not really kid friendly."

"Rick Astley will give you almost any Pixar movie... But he's never gonna give you Up!"

"Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? Because their jokes weren't very funny."

"I have been looking back at history. And Im starting to think, Hitler was the brains but Eva was the braun."

"A 40 year old man goes to buy a car.... and all he can afford is a base model civic."

"I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says ""oh great, dinner and a show."" Priceless."

"Why can't you take a pig out on a date? Because she will squeal on you."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."

"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""

"After 5 years of therapy, my therapist finally said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablo ingles'"