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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about Subway? Okay, but it's not really kid friendly."
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"What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation? Where my dogs at?"
"'What I'm about to say is extremely important!!' -Drunk people"
"What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican? Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal."
"What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common? They're both the master race!"
"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."
"Q: What holds the moon up? A: Moonbeams."
"Doesn't get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner. Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"