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Joke of the Day
"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"
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"My wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said ""I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help"". So I sent her a timetable."
"What do you call a black guy at college? A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist."
"[Snow White sees her doctor] Snow White: How bad is it, Doctor? Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot"
"What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents"
"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them."
"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."
"comic sans divorce papers"
"Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive."