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Joke of the Day
"In Russia, Jesus finds you."
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"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"
"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"
"I knew this guy who would ask men at church, ""is your tie made out of bird cloth?"" <blank stare> ""It's cheep, cheep, cheep."""
"What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter? They would finally be right."
"I will be watching Santa's journey on Norad's website very carefully this year. If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up."
"Have you ever seen the movie ""Constipation""? It never came out."
"sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like 'wah hoo!' and 'lets a-go!' ""hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal"""
"""Okay, just gonna check Twitter ONE MORE TIME and then I'll get back to work."" - me, always"