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Joke of the Day
"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"
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"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."
"Jesus told John Come forth and receive eternal life. But poor John came in fifth and received a toaster."