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Joke of the Day

"I rang my boss and said ""what is the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I don't know"" ""I am not coming into work today""."

"Have you heard the joke about the kid who was deaf? neither has he"

"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."

"Put yourself in my shoes for a minute... ...Now you're a mile away, and you have my shoes!"

"What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes can get old...."

"Why did the hoover not make the football team? Because he sucked With love and sexy things from Jaques x"

"My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?"

"Glare upon the field where I grow my fucks and see that it is baren Seriously they just won't grow"

"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"

"You have 2 coins that make 30 cents, one is not a nickle... One is a Quarter and the other is a nickle. I'll see myself out..."