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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the kid who was deaf? neither has he"
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"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ? She gagged."
"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt."
"I spend most of my time waiting for the next big thing to hate."
"So a UKIP Councillor says God... is punishing the UK with floods cos of the gays. If my sex life effected the weather so much, why aren't we going through a long long dry spell?"
"Just held the door for an Asian guy and he said ""Sank you"" so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."
"a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit."
"So I'm not allowed near petting zoos... .. Or as I prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos."
"What did the tooth say to the dentist? ""Fill 'er up!"""
"Long-time lurker, first time poster and I had this really great gay joke I wanted to share with you guys Butt Fuck it."