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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hoover not make the football team? Because he sucked With love and sexy things from Jaques x"

"What has six eyes but can't see? Three blind mice."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive."

"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"

"You get in trouble for resisting arrest, but apparently you don't get extra credit for handcuffing yourself in advance."

"What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?"

"Why did the dog become a lawyer but the cat couldn't? The cat couldn't pass the ""bark exam"""

"Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa."

"PMS jokes are not funny period."