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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."
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"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""
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"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."
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