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Joke of the Day

"Before my grandma kicked the bucket, he said one thing to me ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with? Diapertension"

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"

"""Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you."" ""Is the male lead obsessed with me?"" ""Yes."" ""I'll do it."""

"Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental."

"Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a marijuana joint? He suffered blunt force trauma"

"The court has decided you guilty of clickbait and has sentenced you to death by the electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"

"How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it."

"I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I'm cool."