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Joke of the Day

"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions."

"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"

"I've been putting vodka in my fruit smoothies. Also no fruit."

"Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh."

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"For Christmas, every year, I get my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."

"""I like my women like i like my eggs...."" Whites only. (or millions of other one-word punchlines, depending on how dark you want to go.) ""Fertilized"" ""Beat"" ""Rotten"" ""xtra-large"""

"I spent a long time hitting on a lesbian girl... ...until she said: ""Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you."""

"Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell? because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate"