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Joke of the Day

"Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start: ""How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists"" by Fillmore Sacks"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven acht nein."

"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."

"Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma."

"What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay."

"Did you hear about the dislexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed."

"What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight."

"the poor people on welfare should not eat steak and sea food. they should be drinking raw sewage out of an old boot while thanking me"

"Pregnancy is like a black ops mission They're both expensive to abort."