107735
Joke of the Day
"I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school. They told me it was too sharp"
Next Joke
"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."
"Why don't tents have locks. Because black people don't go camping."
"Stop scrolling. You need to sleep. (:"
"Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it."
"My neighbour really pissed me off last night... He kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over. I wouldn't mind normally but it was all night long."
"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"
"What's the difference between the government and your wife? The government enjoys fucking you Edit: phrasing courtesy of tefkasm"
"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"
"I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. But, I can't get my wife to go swimming."