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Joke of the Day
"OK - who knows their Soupy Sales lines? I'll give you the set-ups, you give us the lines."
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"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."
"A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets crabs He calls her out on it, and she replies, ""I was only $10. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"I'M RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE! Okay, I'm just frustrated with this copier, but I sighed pretty loud, so I think it knows how I feel!"
"Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican"
"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."
"Neck Exercises by G. Rarff"
"How many ears does Spock have? The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear."
"Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple? Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)"
"What do you call a communist sniper A Marxman"