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Joke of the Day
"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"
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"I like my chicken how I like my babies Deep fried and delicious"
"ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down"
"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"
"When are we going to change ""til death do us part"" to ""for the next five years"" ?"
"Yerr a unit of power Harry! Im a watt?"
"What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me."
"Where do computer scientists go to have a drink? To the foobar."
"My Wife and I made love today for the first time in weeks. (X-POST from r/shortscarystories) I put her back in the freezer afterwards."
"I just pimped my car. Now it has extra whorespower."