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Joke of the Day

"Your girlfriend is so good in bed but can't do house chores. When your relatives complain you be like ""You guys don't know her very well"""

"What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!"

"A deer stumbles out of the forest and says ""that's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"Broken pencils are pointless."

"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""

"We need to overthrow that Tyrannosaurus Rex and democratically elect a Presidentosaurus Rex"

"Do You Like Hardee's? Then you're gonna love how Hardee's nuts hit your face."

"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."

"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """

"When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old."