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Joke of the Day

"Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'..."

"I've hit hard times, and to make money I'm going to sell my vacuum cleaner. Because right now it's just gathering dust."

"Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA? 'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it."

"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"

"Saw a coworker washing a banana in the sink and wondering what she did with it."

"I like my women like i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"

"My ex-wife is a Virgo... But to me, she'll always be a Cancer..."

"Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts? Because whenever they hear the world ""launch"", they go get something to eat."

"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."