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Joke of the Day
"When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old."
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"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"
"Mickey Mouse and Minnie are in divorce court... The judge asks, ""So what's going on Mickey, is she just crazy or something?"" Mickey replies, ""No, your Honor. She's fucking Goofy."""
"How do you recognize a rich ethiopian? He only wears Rolex around his waist."
"It is rude to start a Twitter account and not state within 48 hours that you want to see what all the fuss is about."
"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."
"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""
"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."
"If the sprayer in the sink can't get it off and the dishwasher can't get it off then I assume it's just meant to be a part of the pan."
"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"