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Joke of the Day
"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."
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"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"
"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."
"How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts."
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat"
"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"
"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""
"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."
"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"
"ME: who's a good boy *kissy noises* DOG: I just murdered the cat ME: you are, yes you are *rubs dog's head* DOG: you're next buddy"