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Joke of the Day
"A duckling joke Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because they can't walk, hardly."
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"She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream."
"Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!"
"Cop: Is that a turtle? Me: ... Cop: Painted blue? Me: ... Cop: With nails glued on? Me: ... Cop: Mario Kart's not real Me: YOURE NOT REAL"
"I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts ""DAMN!"" A bad skydiver: shouts ""DAMN!"" *WHACK*"
"[NSFW] Why do hipsters like anal sex? Because it's indie ass!"
"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've already lost three days."
"I would make a fitness joke But it just wouldn't work out.."
"I'm Phoenician, as in, ""Nobody better stop me from Phoenician all of these donuts."""