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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts ""DAMN!"" A bad skydiver: shouts ""DAMN!"" *WHACK*"

"I share an office thermostat with a middle aged woman. I'm in a t-shirt while she's rubbing 2 pencils together trying to start a trash fire"

"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"

"Why was the priest also an imam? Double the prophet."

"[writing my first autopsy report] There was a slight mix-up initially but it turns out the guy died from an accidental autopsy"

"[at my funeral] *casket falls onto the floor* Mum: that's the quickest I've ever seen him move Dad: lol owned"

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."

"There are 2 things I hate in this world People and hypocrites"

"Why do you get when you cross a Rhino with a Panzer tank? A bloody mess"

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"