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Joke of the Day

"My wife saw an ad in a window Which said ""tampons 50cents"" Is that true, she asked the shopkeeper... Very true, he said....""no strings attached"""

"A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky... ...he turns to his friend and says, ""Hella Copters"""

"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."

"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? I hear the food is good but there's no atmosphere."

"A man tried to sell me a coffin today I told him that was the last thing I needed."

"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."

"It's true what they say: No news is Fox news."

"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."

"I'm pretty big on body art *pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo of a hoof with ""Hoof-arted"" written underneath*"