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Joke of the Day

"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."

"Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones? Man: Yes, and how did you know my name was Phones?"

"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"

"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."

"Terri Schiavo jokes will always be funny They don't have the right to die."

"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."

"*drinking water without ice* This must be what it feels like to be in prison."

"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."

"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."

"If I had the power to control people's minds like Professor Xavier I'd probably just make them get me snacks."