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Joke of the Day
"She asked me for breakfast in bed... I said ""maybe you should swallow next time."""
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"My 6yo has been rolling around on the floor for 30 mins whining for me to get her some juice cause SHE doesn't want to Go ahead. Have kids"
"After wandering for 10 years in the Desert, a man finally stumbles upon a remote brothel. This was his return to syphilisation."
"UKIP's Policies"
"Sometimes I look out over the new construction in my city, old ground being dug up to make room for the new, and I think to myself: I really should have buried the bodies somewhere else."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth?"
"A couple of letters drove out to the desert and took all their clothes off. They were arrested by the sands sheriff."
"Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor."
"I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves"
"What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants!"