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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood."

"Rather than vote, let's all fill out the 29 dimensions of what we want in a president and let eHarmony decide."

"Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because anyone that can run, jump or swim is already over the border!"

"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""

"What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen"

"The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl. It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real."

"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."

"what do you call bees on halloween? boo bees"