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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"

"My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult."

"How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted? Beaucoup."

"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"

"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"

"You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? U. Fuck U."

"""Oh, a bubble bath! That sounds nice and refresHOLY SHIT Ahhhhhhh!"" - Lobsters"

"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."

"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."

"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."