198810
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."
Next Joke
"Doctor: ""Hey, how are you?"" Patient: ""I am good"" Doctor: ""Ok. Next."""
"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Is the Bar Tender here?"""
"[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far"""
"I had a nosebleed all of the sudden in the kitchen Now how am I supposed to tell them that my wife fell on the knife?"
"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."
"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"
"That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?"
"My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month."
"What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody? Public storage."