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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... So hard."
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"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."
"I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny."
"Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek? They don't work in the future either."
"why is there no windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"
"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."
"What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads"
"Which computer sings the best? A Dell"
"People who are afraid of pedophiles need to grow up"
"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"