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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... So hard."
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"A man walks into a pet shop and says: ""Give me a wasp."" The shopkeeper replies: ""We don't sell wasps."" He says: ""There's one in the window."
"I often wish I could go back to a simpler time when I wasn't so nostalgic."
"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
"Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped."
"First cannibal: Am I late for dinner? Second cannibal: Yes. Everyone's eaten."
"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""
"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"
"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"