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Joke of the Day
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"
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"What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing, both women got famous by making a dick disappear."
"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"
"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."
"""should i go into the arts?"" ""can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"" ""no"" ""then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"""
"I got a bone to pick it's been stuck in my teeth for days"
"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"Honey, do you think if we met now instead of 15 years ago, we'd still marry each other? {turn to see husband shaped hole in the wall}"
"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."
"I heard abortion was really a race issue. There is no gray area its all black and white."