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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a pet shop and says: ""Give me a wasp."" The shopkeeper replies: ""We don't sell wasps."" He says: ""There's one in the window."

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."

"What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God? Anoobis"

"Told my kid not to touch the floor of the bathroom, so he licked the doorknob instead. The dumb is strong in this one."

"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""

"I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy. All I do is say ""Good morning"". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed."

"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."

"I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?"

"""My mother made me a whore."" To which someone replied: ""If I supply the yarn will she make me one?"" -From *All That You Love Will Be Carried Away*"

"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."