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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a pet shop and says: ""Give me a wasp."" The shopkeeper replies: ""We don't sell wasps."" He says: ""There's one in the window."

"I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2."

"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."

"I'm against vaccination! Vaccines save lives and I'm against overpopulation!"

"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"

"Why do dentists not watch an entire porn video? They only watch the oral parts."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."

"I always carry a jar gripper with me in case I'm ever stranded on a deserted island with a jar of salsa. I also always carry a jar of salsa."

"What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""