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Joke of the Day
"Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped."
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"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"To all the people saying I have fat fingers... FYVK OFF"
"By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something"
"ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down"
"A white American told me I shouldn't call myself ""British"" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white American White. American."
"friend: i want a bf me: i want to hold the reins of 2 equally powerful, beautiful horses who run w/perfectly matched paces & also respect me"
"What's the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire? One's a goodyear and the other is a great year."
"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."
"TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans."